"How did you find out? It hasn't even been registered in the school system yet! Yeah, it's true. Prof 'Cisse didn't want me as his TA anymore... said I was too chummy with the students! He said "A for effort" was an expression he used sarcastically, and that I shouldn't literally be giving them all A's... he never realized how valuable I am! AND he mocked all my ideas! Like, he thought playing Counter Compassion during class as an ice-breaker was stupid. Then, he started telling people I was a big doofus! BUT, now that he's dead, no one needs to know that he was going to fire me... it'll be our little secret, right, ?"
January 1, 1970
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