"Fellow seekers. I welcome you as my kindred souls, united in our quest to reach The Higher Truth and bask in the light of its wisdom. We have long believed that the divine messenger, which has opted to take the form of a satellite, would speak to us directly. And it has spoken to me! The divine messenger instructed us to prepare for the Release of our earthly bodies! This will involve shedding our earthly bodies, so that our souls may ascend to The Higher Truth! At the appointed hour, we shall drink a tea made from hemlock leaves. Our bodies will die, but our spirits will rise to a new plane of existence! You have two days to prepare yourselves for this ascension. As long as your faith in the Truth is steadfast, the Release will be quick and painless!"