"Oh, so you found it, . Yes, I did give that money to Theo... but you must understand! My Louie has asthma. He could die at any moment without an inhaler, but getting a prescription is too expensive! I begged Theo to give Louie some of the medicine he stole. But that good-for-nothing rat wouldn't help my baby! He said I'd have to pay for it! I was desperate to help Louie, so I picked up extra shifts at the bar to make more money. But when I did pay, Theo hiked up the price! I couldn't afford it! All I have in the house right now is insect repellent! That might help prevent malaria, but it won't do jack for my Louie's asthma!"
January 1, 1970
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