"I... alright, I may have "borrowed" it! I know it was stupid, but I had to know more about the army's weather controlling machine! So I had a look at the laptop's files on the weather machine and I found proof the machine has indeed been built! I printed a picture that proves it, but then I heard someone coming and I... I panicked... I tore the photo up like a fool! And when I tried to shut the computer down, I accidentally pressed the delete button! Believe me, , I didn't plan to erase anything! I just ran away and left everything there. The torn picture must still be at the stadium!"
January 1, 1970
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