"I've spent my whole life trying to live up to my dad's expectations. Trying to emulate the success that came so easily to him. But when I got to college I realized that no matter how hard I tried, it'd never be enough for him! I got depressed and my grades started slipping. And that's when my dad told me I might as well drop out and start working as a receptionist for his company! But I'm worth so much more than that, ! I knew that if I had the chance, I could lead the company better than him or Larry! I just had to get rid of them first!"
January 1, 1970
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Fictional_last_words_in_Criminal_Case