"Yes, so, like, I invited Norm to the bar, and got him mega-wega drunk until he passed out, the poor thing! Then I drove him out into the fields and propped him up against a tree, all tied up with rope! I spilled some of my cray-cray elixir on the ground near him, and the cute little crows just lapped it up! They killed him in no time at all. It was fabulous!"