"Bribes from clients are different! Also, Bateman looked pathetic last time I saw him... twitchy and unwell, like after I have shellfish risotto. I couldn't betray him and I may be the most accurate shooter in my gun club, but if you're implying I hurt Bateman, you're wrong!"
January 1, 1970
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