"Exactly! That guy looked me up, learned about my past. He offered the sort of financial backing that could make my microbrewery huge! You don't come by backing like that the honest way, okay? And my brewery is struggling. I convinced myself I could do one last gig. He promised no one would get hurt. I just had to drive some people around. Of course, everything fell apart. That lady lost her cool and shot the dude. So I ran off with that kid and abandoned the van. The little guy saw it all go down. I felt real bad for him, but what else could I do?"
January 1, 1970
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