"I... I don't know! I saw Mr Bateman running through the prison yard... I recognized his face from an article about vineyards... the mayor was running behind him, both yelling like crazy...and when I tried to stop them, Mr Bateman reached out to touch me and ice came shooting out of his fingers! Next thing I know, I'm locked up in that cabinet, freezing! I know it sounds insane, but I swear it's true!"