"Consarnit! I knew she saw me out there! I might as well tell you now. It's not like two life sentences is any longer than one! My wife took everything I had in the divorce. Clara was a nasty woman! So I bashed her head in with a brick and buried her in my backyard. Nobody was the wiser! Until the dang local council came along with their fancy internet cable whatzits. They needed to dig behind the house. I had to move Clara! So I decided to "resurface" the tennis court. But while I was working, I noticed Stephanie Griff in the shadows. I had to make sure she wouldn't talk!"