"After! Kayla was so brave, and interesting! She'd tell me stories of her travels and I was totally captivated! I'm used to having to hear about customers' boring lives while I try to make a sale... like that archaeologist who always goes on about his stupid cat! But Kayla was different. She brought excitement into my life and now... she's gone! I'd give my right hand to see her again!"
January 1, 1970
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