"Well... if you really want to know... she was doing this private dance in a giant martini glass. There was no heart, no love in her dance... Just some woman tricking me into falling in love with her! So when she tossed away the giant glass olive stick she was dancing with, I took it, stood up on a chair and stab-"
January 1, 1970
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