"Sports have been a man's game for centuries, since the beginning of time practically, a test of one's true heroism. And ski jumping is no exception! But now, we have to make all these accommodations to that some women can participate... we need to make all the ramps safer and cushier for them, which they don't realize costs millions of dollars! Now sports like ski jumping are just a big joke... there's no more danger, no more sense of achievement. And to make matters worse, that annoying girl threatened to sue me because I wasn't playing nice? Someone needed to take a stand for athletics, and that's exactly what I did!"