"Exactly. But Elmer's scheming to send me to rehab was the final straw! So I sliced him up with the turkey carver and hung him over the tram line for all to see!"

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Note: Character had become an alcoholic after Elmer had chosen music over his marriage for thirty years, though he promised to retire and spend the rest of his life with her. When she discovered that Elmer intended to place her in a rehab center, Linda was pushed to her limit. She hit Elmer in the head with his saxophone and quartered him with an electric turkey carver, placing his body like music notes in the tram lines for everyone to see. Judge Dante sentenced Linda to 20 years in jail.