"Thank you, your Honor. I spent my youth going from foster family to foster family, wondering who my parents had been. When I made my fortune, I decided to find them. You can imagine my shock when I discovered my parents were the rival leaders of the communities! Instead of uniting through their child, they had decided to wage war against each other! I observed them from afar long enough to know it would be useless to try and reason with them. They only cared about war and money. So I devised a plan... it seemed obvious to me I was the answer to this ridiculous feud. The communities would unite through me... inside me! I hired a crooked surgeon to collect specific organs for me. I wanted them to come from different ethnicities, to represent all of Inner City. The heart from a young Chinese woman, full of life and hope. The lungs from a Serbian man, to breathe the cleansed air of Inner City. And the spine from an Irish priest, the backbone of society! I had the organs, but I was missing the final piece of the puzzle. My parents' skin! With it, the entire world would see my heritage! Half-Chinese, half-Russian, the embodiment of peace between the communities! And I would have succeeded, if hadn't put their nose in my business!!"