"He killed someone, didn't he? And you guys, his little piggy buddies, let him get away with it! When I heard about it, I knew I had to get out and have my revenge on him. So when my cell door opened, I saw my chance! I went straight to an industrial gas plant and grabbed a canister of liquid nitrogen! I thought it'd be a fitting end! I'd been living on energy pills and canned meat for days, looking for him, but then you came and told me somebody else had beaten me to it!"
January 1, 1970
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