"Of course, if you were attractive, you wouldn't NEED to rape a girl, because she would just willingly open her legs to you. It's like how if Jean Valjean had a million francs, he wouldn't have had any excuse to break a bakery window and steal a loaf of bread. It's necessity that gives you the excuse. And who created the necessity? Society, by allowing the Chads to hoard all the girls. So if you can establish that your need should take priority over Chad's desires, then you have established a valid claim to rape at least some girl or another."
January 1, 1970
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