"This is my home, the great Karoo desert. Nope, that's not me. I'm not even born yet. See that way over there?That's a fence in the middle of nowhere. Surviving in these parts isn't easy. You need to be tough and flexible. Adapt or die. That's why we built this enclosure. It keeps us in and them out. Them being everyone who isn't us. This is the only waterhole for miles and miles, and it's all ours. Yep, zebras only. Until I came along and changed everything."
January 1, 1970