"Go ahead, Lois, do it, shoot me! Shoot your little baby, Stewie! [Lois: I can't do it! You're a terrible evil child, but you're still my baby and I would never hurt you.] Well, that works out perfectly, because I CAN HURT YOU! Say hi to Cleveland for me... Oh, and Mr. Weed."

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Note: Stewie has, via a simulation, become ruler of the world. He gets into a huge battle with Lois in the Oval Office. Lois, however, drops her gun when she realizes that even though Stewie is evil, she cannot harm her own son. Stewie thus tries to kill Lois, but is shot by Peter. Since this is just a simulation however, death is not canon.