"[If Chris shot the squirrel] [Chris: Bullseye!] What are you doing? How could you do that? Chris, that is so effed up! [Chris: What?] That poor little guy was alive about ten seconds ago! [Chris: Oh, come on. Squirrels are just rats with bushy tails.] I cannot believe you just did that. [Gets attacked by a crow] Oh, my God! What is that? Get it away! [Chris: Holy crap! Look out!] [Holds her right eye that the crow scratched] [Chris: [Points up to a cable car] Hey, look, our cable car's coming] [Follows Chris]"
January 1, 1970