"Ruby: Hmm, odd. Today is Friday, maybe it's not just any Friday. Misery: That doesn't explain why I'm suddenly Mother Nature's new best friend. (Ruby looks at the calendar, July 13 is circled.) Ruby: I was right. Today is Friday the 13th. Misety: Wait. I remember my nanna telling me a story about this date. (Misery is remembering the story 'till the end) Ruby: I get it. Bad luck is normal for you, Misery. So Friday the 13th is actually a good luck day for you. Poe: Plus, the full Moon has been out all day. Perhaps that magnifies the effect. (The Moon blinks) Ruby: It's a chance for you to experience a whole new side of life, Misery. One that isn't fraught with disaster. (Poe screams before dodging a falling furniture) Ruby: The rest of us will just haave to stand on our toes."