"Brady's back! That's your quarterback! Who left the building? Unicorns! Show ponies! Where's the beef?! Boy, when you thought you'd seen it all, when it's total despair...14 years in the league, this situation after situation he's been through, and to elevate a rookie...My God!"
January 1, 1970
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