"One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their car along a winding road when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being a perfect couple they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the prefect couple; and Santa had an accident. Only one of them survived. Question: Who survived? The perfect woman survived. She is the only one who existed in the first place. Every one knows that there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man."
January 1, 1970