"An American blue-plate lunch in honour of our great American Allies. Surely you know what a blue-plate is, man? They shove the whole meal at you under your nose, already dished up on your plate – roast turkey, cranberry sauce, sausages and carrots and French Fried. I can't bear French fried but there's no pick and choose with a blue-plate. No pick and choose? You eat what you're given. That's democracy, man."