"Judge John Hodgman: Do you have a tattoo of Olive Oyl's brother Castor Oyl? Do you have a tattoo of Charles Nelson Reilly before he hit it big—with "big" in quotation marks? … Do you have a full-face tattoo of John Cazale’s face on your face?"
January 1, 1970
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