"Judge John Hodgman: Finally my friend came with the shoes that were too big for me. I wear a 9 and these were like an 11, and I shuffled in ridiculously. They asked me to whisper the password to the owl that opens the secret door that lets you go into the Magic Castle. And you know what I whispered? "Are you happy now, you stupid owl? I don't look like a magician. I look like a well-dressed clown.""