"They’ve put me in a cell on ma own. I’ve gorra TV. I watched Poltergeist on ma first night on this wing. Ya hear people goin’ on about how they shun’t have TVs in prison an’ that, how “it’s like a holiday for ’em”. Well, I’m not bein’ funny, but if I paid for a holiday an’ ended up here I’d be writin’ a very strongly worded letter to Thomas Cook."