"Cartman: What the hell do you think you're doing declaring leprechauns aren't real?! General: What? Cartman: You just can't declare that imaginary things aren't real! Who are you to say what's real?! Think about it: is blue real? Is love really real? Lab Tech: Imaginary things are things made up by people, like Santa and Rudolph Tom: Yeah, and they detract from real things, like Jesus. Tech 1: Maybe Jesus is imaginary too. Tom: Ooooh, you'd better not say that! You'll go to hell! Tech 7: It's possible that hell is also imaginary."