"Stan: We're goin' to church. We've sinned and so we have to confess again. Butters: Uh us too. Uh we saw a picture of a naked lady. We could see her whole beaver. Clyde: Yeah. If we died right now, we'd have unclean souls and we'd burn in hell. Butters: I mean, poor Timmy's gonna go to hell! He can't confess his sins, 'cause all he can say is his name!"
January 1, 1970