"All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening."
— Happiness

January 1, 1970

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Attributed to Alexander Woollcott in various sources. Reported as unverified in Respectfully Quoted: A Dictionary of Quotations (1989). Sometimes heard, "immoral, illegal, fattening, or too expensive".