"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
— God

January 1, 1970

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Woody Allen, as quoted in Love, Sex, Death & The Meaning of Life : The Films of Woody Allen (2001) by Foster Hirsch, p. 50