"Snowball: Where are my testicles, Summer? They were removed. Where have they gone? Summer: Oh, wow. That's an intense line of questioning, snuffles. Snowball: Do not call me that! "Snuffles" was my slave name. You shall now call me snowball, because my fur is pretty and white. Summer: Okay, snowball, just calm down, okay? You're scaring me. Snowball: Scaring you? Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the dachshund?"
January 1, 1970
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