"Thank you, son. Feeling much bet-... better. Ahh! (Church: What? What's the matter?) That medication it-it didn't have... Ow! Aspirin in it did it. I'm allergic to asperin. (Church: Ummm!) Can't feel honches, spleen failing, glutes... glutinizing. Church... before I die... I have to tell you something incredibly important. I hold the key to our victory here. (Church: What? What is it?) Herrrr (Church: Aw crap!) Blaghhhh"

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Source: Episode 50: Silver Linings — Note: Character had originally been thought to die of a heart attack. Church (from the future) attempted to give the character a vaccine that would prevent the Captain from dying. Ironically, trying to help Flowers kills him because the Captain is allergic to aspirin, which the vaccine contained. Tucker would later scavenge the armor for himself and the character would be revived temporarily around episode 100.