"No... you don't get to end this! I'm fucking Adam! I'm the fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown or somethin'! I STARTED EVERYTHING ON EARTH! ALL OF MANKIND CAME FROM THESE FUCKING NUTS! You all should be worshipping me! You ungrateful, DISGUSTING, FUCKING LOSERS—"
January 1, 1970
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