"Cabin Fever 2 has no right to exist, and you know what? I'd rather not exist than watch this stupid bore-fest again. And oh, would you look at that? I'm conveiniently phasing out of existence. And you know what? I'm really good with that. I really am. I don't want to be in a universe where this movie was made. So goodbye, and I'll see you guys on the next Phelous—"