"Donut: Man, Caboose can sure make a mess for just one person. Although, I guess he was trying to make another person, which technically would make this a mess for two people. I think Caboose would be a great dad. I wonder if I should have a kid. I never really thought I wanted one, but as I get older, I start to think maybe something is missing."
January 1, 1970
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