"Mwahaha! Instead of inspecting your taxes, I will feed you a special potion to paralyze you."
— Xenu

January 1, 1970

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Xenu, fictional character in play — A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant (2003) book, music and lyrics by Kyle Jarrow, from a concept by Alex Timbers, Samuel French, Inc. p. 28.