"Love is... takin' a dive and gettin' really comfortable and peein' in the pool, and Love is... a real-life porn— minus all the stuff that makes porn cool, and Love is... a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain, and Findin' a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate, and Even though he's heartbroken, he can't complain, 'cause he was hungry in the first place"