"(All) Ooooohhhh! Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or European? (Warner) Well hey, don't look at me! (Vivianne) You see they bring their boy up different in those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports! In shiny shirts and tiny shorts! Gay or foreign fella! The answer could take weeks! They both say things like Ciao Bella while they kiss you on both cheeks! (Elle) Oh please! (All) Gay or European, so many shades of grey! (Warner) Depending on the time of day the french go either way! (All) Is he gay or European or-"