"Oh, and at some point the game said I committed a crime but wouldn't tell me what it was. I'm sixty percent certain I didn't, but one of the factions suddenly had a bounty on my head and my helper NPC at the time got really pissy. I tried asking them what I'd done, but obviously the game wasn't smart enough to track that so he could only talk around it. "Hey dude, why're you so pissed all of a sudden." "YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHY." I really don't, I'm trying to figure that out. "THE FACT YOU DON'T KNOW IS MAKING ME EVEN MADDER." I don't remember taking any flirty conversation options, why have you turned into my wife? So then I thought I'd just dodge bounty hunters 'til I could reach a police station and pay the fine, but as I tried to do so, the police kidnapped me. And I woke up in a cell with a bloke saying "We're recruiting you as an undercover agent 'cos the horrible crime you committed shows you're the perfect candidate to infiltrate the pirates." COULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT I KNOBBING WELL DID?"