"I was having real trouble with this giant robot boss around the mid point. I don't know who this giant robot dude thought he was in the context of the plot or what I'd done to upset him, but he showed up without a word and got off three free magic attacks in a row that sucked all my health off like your mum with an ice lolly. Which seemed very unreasonable until I remembered the Steam version had a speed setting for combat, and stupidly I'd set it to "fast", thinking it would hurry up all those elaborate special attack animations that you have to sit through nine billion times, but turns out it just shortens the amount of reaction time you're given to rummage through the menus as part of the Active Time Battle thing that was Squaresoft's opening salvo in their afore-discussed decades-long effort to very slowly transition to Final Fantasy XVIs real time combat."