"I know by this point you've all trained yourselves to not hear the phrase "subscribe to our patreon" alongside "got any spare change" and "Let me tell you what the mainstream media is covering up about 9/11", but how's this for an incentive: the top tier of Escapist Patreon subscribers get to vote on what retro game I do a ZP on when summer rolls around and the AAA release schedule gets patchier than the wifi in a North Korean gulag. And this time, the honor goes to Chrono Trigger, narrowly beating out Danganronpa in the last round of voting. Yeah, sorry weebs, the previous generation of weebs beat you to the punch."