"Oooooooh, Capcom, A remake of one of the most pivotal games of the 2000s and a personal favourite of mine? Go ask your friends at Bloober Team how much you're going to have to do to win me over on this. "Uh... wanna be one of the first outlets to get a review code?" Well, consider your foot in the door. Now let's go down the list. Is the Bingo line still in. "Yes, it is." THE BINGO LINE'S STILL IN. DISMANTLE THE PYRE. Is the Tetris inventory management still in? "Yes!" Is the overly enthusiastic Cockney merchant whose presence everyone mysteriously accepts like he's Doctor fucking Who still in? "Yes, although slightly more South African these days..." That's fine. Is squeaky voiced midget Napoleon still in? "Yes indeed!" What about being chased over a bridge by a giant robot squeaky voiced midget Napoleon? "Er... no, we cut that." WELL, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT THEN?!"