"Hell Pie gleefully self-identifies as an "obscene platformer" on the Steam page, and you pretty much know what to expect from anything that calls itself "obscene." We're in the realms of Conker's Bad Fur Day that outwardly discourages being played by innocent kiddiwinks because it's full of wee-wees and poo-poos, and as always, this is a slim and slightly pathetic façade because it's only kiddiwinks that are remotely amused by such things and actual adults who watch documentaries about the Cuban missile crisis and shit find it more tiresome than shocking. It's like when the toddler looks over to make sure you're watching before they dump an entire box of garlic powder onto the cat."