"These basic mechanics aren't terribly well explained, and when I first saw the contextual icon for, "Take bag off head," I thought it was the icon for, "Push person over." And since the person was standing on the edge of a cliff at the time, I was like, "Jeez, there's no need for that kind of pettiness. This is hell, not a staff meeting at a failing start-up." Eventually I figured it out, but I suspect the basic mechanics weren't terribly well explained to most of the developers either. "We're doing a stealth game? I always forget what that means. I guess it means that, if you try to move quickly past the vagina-face monster, then it hears you and bites your face off, but if you carefully move slowly past it, then it will also hear you and chew your throat out." Um, no, I think you're missing some of the basic principles there, Agony... "Oh, right, about those 'hiding places.' I'm pretty sure I know how this works. You're running away from vagina-mush, you quickly get into a hiding place, then vagina-mush catches up, spots you instantly, and masticates your nipples off. Wait! I confused myself; what were we talking about?""
Zero Punctuation

January 1, 1970

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