"Vivian the Crab: Oh, the best place for rockpooling is definitely, uh, Sidmouth. Really, really, really lovely rockpools, everywhere. And, um, I was, rockpooling with all the little kids, and, err, sort of digging around with them and marvelling at nature. God, this disgusting thing, this... "turdfish", and it comes up really suddenly, and I pulled it up and I was trying to sort of marvel at it with the children, God, it was so disgusting, and I just ended up screaming and chucking it back."