"Pheasant: Early on, when you're young, you kind of get too excited, and you use up so much energy getting nervous, as you get older, now that I'm older, you just try and stay calm. [a gunshot is heard; the pheasant hides behind a bush] Ohhh, go away!"
January 1, 1970
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