"Clement the Bloodhound: Now, you see, I've had a lot of things wrong with me. There was big problems with my eyes at one stage. I went in about my eyes a lot of times, and had to go and see specialists. But, you see, what they do is they clamp your head in a... big... clamp, and then, they want to bounce things on your eyeballs."
January 1, 1970
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