"Matilda the Cow: I had to stand on one leg and blow a raspberry. [blows a raspberry] Go arse over... whatsit in front of 250 people. And I bonked my head, I thought I was a goner, and I heard them as I hit the floor go, 'ohhh!' like that. And it was weird, 'cause I like took off. I just like flew! And I was just so embarrassed, I was like, 'no, I'm fine, I'm fine, just get back on, just get back on, just get back on, I'm fine, I'm fine'."
January 1, 1970
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