"[Riding her yak out in a desert wasteland] Listen up, 'cause I'm only tellin' you this once. I'm not a bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now. You see, a while ago, this humongous comet came crashing into the Earth. Bam! Total devastation. End of the world as we know it. No celebrities, no cable TV - no water! It hasn't rained in 11 years! Now, twenty people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub... so it ain't all bad. That's me, the one in the mask. [referring to her yak] No, the other one in the mask. Today's my boyfriend's birthday, so I'm shopping for the perfect gift. Whatever I can scrounge up. [Spots Water ạṇd Power Corp. employee victims] Uh-oh, Ripper raptors. The Ripper are a demonic army of bloodthirsty, human-eating, purse-snatching mutant creatures. [Leans down on a victim] Witness exhibit A. Ugh, you are so dead. They're led by the infamous Johnny Prophet. They spend most of their time raidin' the WP. That's short for Water and Power. They control most of the water, and got all the power. Oh, wait. One last thing. My friends and me, we do not suck up to Water and Power. Yeah. we steal water, but as long as they don't find out, who gives a shit?"